Santa Samurai - Merry Christmas and Happy Seppuku!

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Santa Samurai wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas and a Happy Seppuku! May you find the heads of your enemies gathered underneath your Christmas Bonsai Tree!


With my Candy Cane Katana I deal sweet pepperminty death to my unsavory foes

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